lamassusoup:

tilthat:

TIL that B.F. Skinner, a famous psychologist, instilled superstitions in pigeons by giving them food in a cage at set time intervals. The pigeons responded by forming rituals, which they believed brought them the food, such as bobbing their heads or turning counter-clockwise.

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P I G E O N

R E L I G I O N

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lumnch:

“Legally, we have to use transphobic language in order to punish women. It’s out of our hands” -Staff, apparently

(via jewbians)

horrorbisexual:

horrorbisexual:

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

(Source: firesuns, via gothdogg)

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

(via 0f-m1ce-and-squidgy)

trapcard:

the whole “this is good for kids” thing doesn’t….really make sense. like if they wanted to protect minors then 1. making sure there was no CP on the site and 2. enforcing the explicit blog function correctly would be the top priority. The sex workers i know/have seen on this site make use of the explict blog function and repeatedly block/warn people under 18/21 not to interact with them or they’ll get blocked.  the wording of the new rules is very obviously targeting sex workers and tumblr’s transphobic definition of women. This is just a heavy handed two sided slap to get back on the app store and hurt the sex workers that rely on this site even more. also i’m pretty sure removing nazi’s would fall under “protecting children” but…here we are!

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

(via manirons)

recentgooglesearches:

how to determine the gender of my nipples

(Source: recentgooglesearches, via jewbians)

kafukafuura1917:

ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app

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peppermint-witch:

self care is shrieking into the woods in oregon until the mothman emerges and you get married in a russian orthodox church

(Source: wotchie, via megalunawink)

powerarmor:

about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister

(via jessefuckingmccree)

phoenyxoftheashes:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

suzuyabae:

plutoroyal:

OK GUYS THIS IS A FUCKING PSA

if you google search ‘spooky scary skeletons’ do NOT click on this

its a fucking screamer, ok

at about 10 seconds in it comes up with fucking jeff the killers face and a loud screaming

i can promise its fucking loud

just pls

dont go on it

Hey so screamers don’t screw with me so I went ahead and checked and this is for real, do not go on this one!!!

Reblogging to warn people <3

UGH…screamers are the worst :(

Screamers don’t bother me, but boosting for those who are affected by them

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